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Yuppy has a Woody

by storie grubb

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yuppy has a woody and he licks it/Keeps it hard/ So Hard to Reach/ Oh yeah man it smells so fucking sweet/ and it's so damn good to eat/ Yuppy has a woody... When Yuppy goes to town he's got a bonus/ One hell of a hand/ A hand to Beat/ Better watch out brother/ I wouldn't go any further/ His meat is murder/ Yeah, Yuppy has a woody...
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i held them off throughout the night/ it was one hell of a gunfight/ they had me pinned behind some stones/ with nowhere to run/ my cover blown/ i thought of Ma/ and all my kin/ this aint how i planned my life would end/ they'll never take me alive/ i'd rather die than survive/ put the gun beneath my chin/ oh my god, i'm only 27...
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" Im gonna tell you the story of a man/ A man's man/ Raised in the days before the forefathers/ Before their fathers and their Grandfathers/ All the way back to last Tuesday/ When this man was finally freed from the heavy security wing of the Phoenix State Mental Hospital down in Georgia/ Which was run by an evil warden by the name of Charlie...some people called him chuck but you had to be on his good side/ Yes, this is the story of ...Ben." Ben was released from the state today and he was surely feeling free/ Stood at the gates and waved them goodbye/ "For ten years they've grown on me!"/ Hitched himself a ride to the nearest town/ about a half mile down the street/ Got himself a job at a fancy restaurant because he liked watching people eat But there was something else there that caused him raucous/ Ben had gone and fallen in love with their state of the art mop bucket... Ben Snuck her home almost everynight and swore he'd never ever leave/ They'd make sweet love under the moonlight and durty up those satin sheets/ But People got suspicious when the kid who did the dishes said he'd seen Ben sneak a peek/ And it was a surprise when i caught their eyes that Ben now sported a wedding ring... Ben felt a little ashamed when his employers finally confronted/ Ben Stood up proud and straight and said... "You know what? Fuck it! I'm in love with the Mop Bucket!" "Now Ben and his beautiful bucket bride are living up in the state hospital once again/ From what I hear it's happily ever-after..."
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I got my blue lite betty/ flashing like a neon sign/ when she moves upwind you know she don't take too long to find I took a ride down the river/ just to keep the peace/ because my blue lite betty had my name taken off the lease I took a walk into the country/ Found myself the tallest tree/ Because the sun was getting heavy and the shade was where i wanted to be... I got my blue lite betty/ Flashing like a neon sign/ I can't say i was ready when she took a close friend of mine I got my blue lite betty/ Flashing like a neon sign/ WHen she moves upwind you know she don't take too long to find I need a bus for the city/ But i've only got half the cash/ I'd see about a loan but i got nobody to ask So I'm gonna crawl into a bottle/ And wait for my life to end/ You know I love my Blue Lite Betty But God knows where she's been...

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This album is eclectic to say the least. All of these songs were recorded in my bedroom. Ashland ORegon 2004.

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released October 28, 2012

Storie plays all instruments. Especially the fake drums...

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Storie Grubb Portland, Oregon

My name is Storie Grubb and I have a tale to tell...

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