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Halfway Happy (March)

by Storie Grubb

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1.
Cellulite Phones/ We're counting satellites/ They're falling from the sky/And the Phones of Cellulite have died and returned to the light...yay And then the satellite fell on my roof/and at last i had some physical proof/but the world wasn't interested in truth/they had only one thing left to use...Cellulite Phones
2.
Every time i look into your hungry eyes/ I realize what i've been missin/ every line i took out of your pros and prides/ had you purrin like a kitten/ Oh, only the treats, Oh, you pretty things, Oh, could it be The Convoluted Kitten is me... You took me home and werote me Poems we altered time, You rescued me from that damn prison/ You fed me hope , we braided rope and gathered twine, you had me purrin like a kitten... oh right off the streets, oh to sleeping at your feet/ NOw this old cat can see that the Convoluted Kitten is me... Oh only the best treats, Oh for all my furry things, Ohhh and only Love can set us free/ And a monument to legend is the Convoluted Kitten up a tree...
3.
when i was only 12 i found you/when i was only 12 in pre-teen hell/ i was shy before that day/ until i drank from your vaults... and here we go again the same old sin but this time it wins so clap my friends and let the games begin... If i cheat along the way it's nobodys fault/ I got the drunkennhobo waltz Everyone is gonna see you for what you are and what you did to me/ there's fools out there on the other side who still don't believe/ well take it from me, i aint lying... You say you wanna be free/ then drink up and we'll see...your soul too could be tied up in knots with the drunkennhobo waltz... when i was only 12 i found you at the crossroads where i played
4.
Been outside on a holiday with my own wet dreams and though i smell like sour grapes, we come all the way for honey bologna are you going down without a fight, are you gonna turn the day into night all that wires that you don't know, and the buttons that no longer glow... Oh honey bologna... come on baby let's see your face, you're smellin funny, stinkin up the place, , are you chasing someone else's dreams, you know in space no one can hear you scream...
5.
You want it all, even when the glass is half empty you think that it's full you take the call, for every living creature who dared to tear down their wall you'd never stall, even if your body was broken and your heart was appalled and few, so few have evolved, but you keep on the understanding side of it all...and we're halfway there, yeah, we're halfway happy
6.
i wont ever forget the minute that we met out there on the lawn, they called us the rejects and chased us at recess, them and us will never get along, we cheated on every test and smoked the dope and cigarettes and made mistakes just like our dads and moms, But before the ocean's tide could find the light of the full moon, i said... I can't ever forget the moment you took my head and danced before the right knew they were wrong, with a shallow breath and impending death i fall short of my success and blame the tide that finds the full moon... i said, fork it , i'm out of spoons... The radiation from your head has made my body wet and heavy like a bomb, your friendly fingers on frets, moving up and down, east and west and controlled by the wretched full moon...i said fork it , i'm out of spoons
7.
GoatsBusters 03:28
you're kidding yourself into believing your bleating goes unheard for 11000 years now we've been pals upon this earth... we came here on the Mayflower, we discovered the coffee bean, we've seen pharoahs fall and crumbling walls, yeah man we've seen some things... we climb the steepest ledges, we're balanced on the peak, our four stomachs protect us from some poison that we might eat... oh you're kidding yourself into believing your cashmere kiss is cool, that the degrees in your periphery outnumber the average fool... they're fainting right at our toes, they're waiting right at our throats, the goats bust us but who busts the goats...
8.
We're going way back, we're going downtown, life's a soundtrack, at the speed of sound, come on my bags are packed and my guard is down, i'm taking off the mask, i'm turning this frown upside down... I wear my heart on my sleeve... I'm getting sidetracked, i'm losing high ground, i'm off the subject, and my mind spins all around...i'm getting all my facts from corrupt accounts, i'm just as dumb as the rest but i'm turning this frown upside down... walk a mile in my shoes, that's the broken wrist blues...
9.
you ever wonder what lies beyond the grave, you ever think about how many times you pray the day away? here at the muskrat masquerade we say hip hip hooray... you never bothered to remember my names, or respond to any of my complaints, you only slept because you couldn't wake, you only danced because your life was at stake... in the garden, in the light, in the gardens of my life... in the garden, in the light, in the gardens of my mind...
10.
no one wears feet between pete and repeat..

about

So for the March 2019 album i decided to ask my friends on my Storie Grubb facebook Band Page to pre-name the ten songs i had written yet. Each person received credit for the song they named.
BIG THANK YOU TO ALL BELOW:
Cellulite Phones -Jason Sievers
Convoluted Kitten – Bob "Max Power" Vorhies
DrunkennHobo Waltz -Speedy Gray
Honey Bologna -John F. Edsall
Halfway Happy -Ashlie Kelly
Fork it, I’m out of spoons –Sally Vorhies
Goatsbusters -Joey Corsentino
Heart on my sleeve (broken wrist blues) –Zachary Ray
Muskrat Masquerade -Matthew Vorhies
Pete and RePeat -Ellen Wilson

I think, for the most part, i pulled it off.
So HEAR they are. 10 brand new songs, written performed and recorded in 3 weeks in march 2019...

The Cover Art was created by my Niece Ashlie Kelly.

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released February 28, 2019

everything performed by Sean S. Kelly of Storie Grubb infamy...

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My name is Storie Grubb and I have a tale to tell...

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